March 2012
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Girls Who Think Leggings Are Pants
I have seasonal allergies to pants. I am 100% guilty of being one of those girls who wears leggings like they’re pants, and I don’t give a fuck. I’m not going to be in my 20s forever, and my cute little body isn’t eternal, so I wear leggings as frequent as my heart desires. However, there are certain rules one must follow in order to successfully wear leggings as pants, and...
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The Art of Female Misogyny
In case you didn’t know, I’m a self-proclaimed female misogynist.
And for all of you ignorant mother fuckers, misogyny is the hatred, dislike, or mistrust of women. I hate bitches. Now, you’re probably thinking,”How is this possible if you have so many female friends and are so shamelessly in love with yourself when you, in fact, are a woman?”
Valid points, but the...
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The San Francisco Douche Epidemic
I went and saw Rancid the other night with some amazing people, and I ran into this douche I was seeing for a bit off and on; we’ll call him Shovelface. So, Shovelface came and met up with us in the Mission after the show and eventually started acting like a douche, reminding me why I don’t talk to him any more.
Fast forward to the next morning: I got a few texts from a random number...
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Women who say size doesn't matter are lying whores
Alright, that was a little harsh. But let’s be realistic here. Size does matter.
But hold on there, before all of you phallically challenged men step off that ledge, let me explain a few things. I was recently having a conversation with a friend of mine when the topic came up. She is having relations with* with a man with, as she put it, “the smallest dick I’ve ever seen”...
