July 2012
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Have you ever been hit on by a guy speaking...
Because its pretty hilarious.
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“When it’s all said and done you can’t hit restart, but I’ll be...”
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Talent is a terrible thing to waste.
My mom taught me that.
I’ve lived my entire creative life at 50% capacity. All of the nights I could have spent creating and dreaming and influencing I spent worrying and wasting time because of the divine fear of not being as special as my mom always told me I am. She always said she had it very easy as a parent because she never had to lie to her daughters about being pretty or gifted....
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That awkward moment when you're at a bar and a guy...
#yikes #creep #tenderloin
Drinking liquor causes pregnancy.
Yes, you read that right.
When you're feeling sad...
Listen to George Clinton and the Parliament. And maybe some Hall and Oates.
Then go to a bar, and hit on the bartender.
Then pet some stranger’s dog.
Then get into a wildly funny conversation with a homeless person about why you won’t give him your number after he asked you for some quarters.
You’ll never be sad again.
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The San Francisco Douche Epidemic part 2
Sorry about the 5 am rant the other day. I was drunk. And pissed off.
Some how my night went from being really awesome to a reunion of all the douche bags I’ve dated in the last year. This is exactly why I don’t go to Delirium as much as I used to. It’s the douche headquarters in the Mission on a Friday night. If you remember Shovelface from The San Francisco Douche Epidemic,...
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Sometimes
I hate the idiots I date and I hate the people I know and I hate that it’s almost 5 am and I’m at some stupid party and not in my bed. I hate that some one just asked me, “so you’d rather be at home with your cats than here?”
Yes. I fucking would. Because I like sleeping. And waking up at a reasonable hour. And this is exactly why I broke up with you. Ugh.
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Secret Steps
When I was a little girl one of my favorite books was The Secret Garden. The idea of this magical place you could only unlock with a certain antique key that was filled with vines and trees and flowers and held a certain mystique of curiosity and wonder… That was always a place I wanted for myself when I was little.
Now, being grown and understanding that I might never obtain a replica of...
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OKCupid Confessions
I figure we should all get some laughs about the hilarities my good friend, we will call her Dora, a I get from being on OKCupid. I’m starting a segment on here called the OKCupid Confessions, a series of messages we receive and weirdos we encounter. Enjoy. #okcupidconfessions #okcupid
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