San Francisco’s Carrie Bradshaw, if she were a dirty little hipster bitch.Tumblr (3.0; @jessimess)http://jessimess.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0aa659dfc7b863a6381a4cb5e9a0ea44/tumblr_mln616LIyg1qk5yx3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Burger stuffed with mozzarella, portobello, onion and jalapeño. I’m a genius. #foodporn</p>http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/48594875810http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/48594875810Mon, 22 Apr 2013 01:31:54 -0400foodporn<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3217f43b1aa1beb5bdc39469da1414b0/tumblr_mkvqkgzJ3R1qk5yx3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is how I get my #laundry to the laundromat when @maximuspowers steals the laundry cart.</p>http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/47354695524http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/47354695524Sun, 07 Apr 2013 06:02:39 -0400laundry<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57aca30e40a4176c41ea7a7eb96fdbf9/tumblr_mkk35vpyvx1qk5yx3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>New favorite. #delirium #deliriumnocturnum #beer</p>http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/46816977207http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/46816977207Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:03:31 -0400deliriumbeerdeliriumnocturnum<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2a05f8c8725cc7d79658f071f37c50f/tumblr_mkjp70E9Z21qk5yx3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The coolest. @maximuspowers #marina #sanfrancisco #cowhollow</p>http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/46792337789http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/46792337789Sun, 31 Mar 2013 18:01:47 -0400marinasanfranciscocowhollow<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5847841a9d2b586d000870283483f9ef/tumblr_mkjo2wI1161qk5yx3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#kobe @omgtwist</p>http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/46790409339http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/46790409339Sun, 31 Mar 2013 17:37:43 -0400kobe<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0d142a2e9158203a24648055554ca4f3/tumblr_mjvsktV3SZ1qk5yx3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#30stockton #buddah #america #sanfrancisco #muni</p>http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/45714065169http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/45714065169Mon, 18 Mar 2013 20:12:29 -0400americasanfranciscobuddah30stocktonmuni<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a15e963d2ae47a09f9ca7ea3dfec3ec/tumblr_mjt89vYbWB1qk5yx3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#umphreysmcgee #foxtheater #oakland #lightshow #nofilter</p>http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/45586958361http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/45586958361Sun, 17 Mar 2013 10:58:43 -0400nofilteroaklandfoxtheaterlightshowumphreysmcgee<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b63864fafdb26b34b812a59cd800650/tumblr_mjoejyFSgC1qk5yx3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#cupcake #cake #dessert #chocolate #yum</p>http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/45381921629http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/45381921629Thu, 14 Mar 2013 20:26:22 -0400cakedessertchocolateyumcupcake<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/20327b16dee697f009bad89714266b43/tumblr_mjnokmNgzJ1qk5yx3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This handsome guy. #theadicts @fiddledan</p>http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/45345716650http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/45345716650Thu, 14 Mar 2013 11:05:10 -0400theadicts<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3eb3fab12e13055848718533aa8006f2/tumblr_mjkfj7nLDo1qk5yx3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Caught red handed. And he tries to kiss me with that mouth. @maximuspowers #cat #tabby #catpic #kitty #instacat #toilet #gross</p>http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/45212118661http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/45212118661Tue, 12 Mar 2013 16:57:07 -0400toiletgrosstabbykittyinstacatcatpiccat<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/01b5a36670a41c39efdf619a3f97ff78/tumblr_mja1ctorfF1qk5yx3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I have the kind of cat who if you put a huge sword to his head, he uses it to scratch his face. @maximuspowers</p>http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/44769527910http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/44769527910Thu, 07 Mar 2013 01:14:53 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0affdd28cf3b307754b7306b022d134d/tumblr_mj8i5mSdPX1qk5yx3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My light. ❤🌃 #thebaylights #baylights #baybridge #sanfrancisco</p>http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/44698880540http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/44698880540Wed, 06 Mar 2013 05:22:34 -0500thebaylightsbaylightssanfranciscobaybridge<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bafd127fb06a25c096b76f7677128c12/tumblr_mj83pm0RJz1qk5yx3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#thebaylights #baylights #sanfrancisco #sanfranciscobay #telegraphhill #baybridge</p>http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/44687925050http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/44687925050Wed, 06 Mar 2013 00:10:34 -0500telegraphhillbaylightssanfranciscobaybridgethebaylightssanfranciscobay<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5721eeb30c565138883fb3d9e52d4e5e/tumblr_mj7kgfeFUE1qk5yx3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You got me again, Trader Joes. #pesto #gouda #cheese #traderjoes #tjs #sanfrancisco #northbeach</p>http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/44655213287http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/44655213287Tue, 05 Mar 2013 17:14:39 -0500cheesesanfranciscotraderjoesnorthbeachtjspestogouda<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f0cc530368acc5bdc82faf424bb005c7/tumblr_mj3trwOrqC1qk5yx3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>North beach has some serious perks. #sanfrancisco #breakfast #food @jesperella</p>http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/44487455862http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/44487455862Sun, 03 Mar 2013 16:45:32 -0500foodbreakfastsanfrancisco<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8b4bf29c202e4f528b4ffe68b430a38/tumblr_mg8ppnMwOy1qk5yx3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>All boys look dumb while playing video games. :) #videogames #dumb #bonding #boys</p>http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/39908276426http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/39908276426Mon, 07 Jan 2013 00:24:59 -0500videogamesboysbondingdumb<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/350853e76ae80f826560a60538c39322/tumblr_mftupkzJoP1qk5yx3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#iketurner #buckshot #hennessey #awesome</p>http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/39189152317http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/39189152317Sat, 29 Dec 2012 23:48:56 -0500iketurnerawesomehennesseybuckshot<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fa856a4c1e420a2990f8e91d1d9034e4/tumblr_mfpud44GMx1qk5yx3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>High desert moon. #MojaveDesert #moon #highdesert</p>http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/38994725931http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/38994725931Thu, 27 Dec 2012 19:51:03 -0500mojavedeserthighdesertmoon<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4fe672c2fa696e119a0db80b945d343/tumblr_mfodo2NzK41qk5yx3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#bulldog #thefatdog #handsome #montrose</p>http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/38929179514http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/38929179514Thu, 27 Dec 2012 00:52:49 -0500bulldogthefatdogmontrosehandsome<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43dd18a64b10bc1eae1c0877a3688212/tumblr_mfddchOkKy1qk5yx3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The #balloon boys of #KellsIrish. #sf #sanfrancisco #kellssf #kells #idiots</p>http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/38450584234http://jessimess.tumblr.com/post/38450584234Fri, 21 Dec 2012 02:12:16 -0500kellssfsanfranciscoballoonidiotskellskellsirishsf